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my thoughts during school

  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: ugh
  • me: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you too, and fuck you.
  • me: I hate everyone
  • me: you ugly fucking toad
  • me: go tanning a few more times, you fucking great pumpkin look-a-like
  • me: GET A FUCKING ROOM !
  • me: when does this class end?
  • me: I think I have to shit
  • me: that teacher is so sexy
  • me: can you walk any faster you idiots
  • me: STOP GIVING DABS THIS ISN'T BOYS IN THE HOOD
  • me: i wanna use your fake nails to gouge out your eyes
  • me: i will stab everyone
  • me: oooooh ! you're cuuuuute
  • me: he/she could get it
  • me: i'll do my homework as soon as i get home.... hahahaha, not
  • me: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON WHORE
  • me: you are the poster person for murder......
  • me: DIE ! DIE ! DIE ! DIE !
  • me: Wtf ru staring at, bitch
  • me: ew....
  • me: something smells
  • me: can i leave now?
  • me: fuck this place
  • me: i cant wait for that bitch to get punched one day
  • me: player.....
  • me: bitch......
  • me: moron.....
  • me: i'm tired as hell
  • me: i wanna sleep
  • me: what if i got shot?
  • me: i wonder what color my underwear is
  • me: you are such a shitty person.....
  • me: i look like shit
  • me: don't fall asleep.... stay awake !
  • me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk
  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

Shower

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(Source: hungoverhedgehogs)